Hey guys! You know what? I think I am just going to give in and put an end to this. I am stuck between these two other writers. You also know them, unfortunately! Well, I have talked to the board many times, saying that we have to get rid of these guys. They write too much. I want this whole page. Besides, what do they write about? Nothing at all…
Let’s consider Sibel. She writes about weather one day, her loneliness another day, her eating problems after that. God! She sounds like a fly, "vizzzzzz". For example in the last issue, she wrote about stupid TV programs like “Biz evleniyoruz, BBG, Popstar…” She strongly criticized those programs. It is so much fun reading what she wrote, considering that she regularly watches those programs. Haha… You know what, she likes “Biz Evleniyoruz” way too much since she thinks she will never get married. Moreover, she also wants to be a competitor in that show in order to get a boy friend because she knows she will never have one otherwise. Haha. One more thing, she has cried in front of me because she thinks that the leading competitors will not be together. Haha!! For your information Sibel, I am writing more than movie criticism.
Don’t you read my column! First read your friend’s column, she does not read Efe’s column either. She does this because she thinks she will be affected from what we write. See? She is so hopeless and untalented haha..She does not have any original ideas of her own!. Looseerr! Hehe. What about Efe? He is a huge liar. He thinks they have to narrow all their subjects to a single column. Gosh! Can you imagine that? All he has to do is just find a topic to write that week. He could write about any subject. Haha. There are loads of subjects to talk about since there are really no restraints put on him. He is too lazy to write just 400 words a week. On the last issue he talked about an experiment at Florida University. This is not true. He just made it up. Once open a time there was a girl and a boy… Who will have sex with whom? Oh come on!
Last week he showed me his book of stories. And later on I learned that the book was stolen as well. (By Sibel)? Where as, I should go to movies regularly in order to keep you guys informed, so that you don't waste your money. What I do is just for you guys :P Yeah really so hard…
I want this whole page. Let’s get rid of that liar and drama queen!

Atilla Karakurum (IE/III)