This page should be mine! Why? Well, I would like to remind the two guys who keep writing every week in the columns next to mine that this student column idea came out of me, yeah, you heard me Efe and Atilla, it was MY idea. I was suppose to be special and funny but they somehow tricked or threatened Hande into having a column of their own. And what for, I ask? All Efe does is write about this and that and nothing ever important.
Weeks ago he wrote about the jazz concert that was on, how do we know that he really went there huh? Something to think about isn’t it.. all he does is look up words in dictionaries or look through the internet on Tuesday night and coincidentally finds something to write about. That’s why all his subjects have nothing to do with each other. And he is always going on about graduation and the effects it has on him, okay Efe, we know your depressed about graduating but please, not everyone wants to hear your graduation stress, thoughts and stories! Atilla, what can I say mate. When I suggested that you sometimes write for Bilkent News, I didn't mean every week! You always write simple things like “I like this movie because its good”, or “I don't like it”, or “it has x actor so it must be good.” Don't you have any ideas of your own?! Why don't you ever talk about the camera, the songs, or the ideas expressed in the movie.
I'm not a feminist when it comes to your information Efe, if you have no feeling towards others and only want to write about yourself, well then don't blame me for it! You are like your title "Intentional Garbage" mate. Write about something that really matters for once. By the way EFE even if you were the last guy on the earth I would never go out with you, not even if you paid me! But if it were Atilla on the other hand… at least he would have something interesting to say, even if he doesn't really know much about movies :) Maybe we should give Atilla a different subject to write about, you know something much simpler, maybe he can do that.. What do you say Efe? I think this will be the first and only thing we will ever agree on! Loseeers! This page should be mine!
Sibel Muradođlu (ELIT/IV)
