Love of Science, or the Other Way Around
Weeks ago I talked about a documentary film, focusing on how the sub-conscious of men work in matters related to women; the 90-60-90 effect, the instinct to spread seeds to as many eggs as possible, etc. Now that the summer is on its way, I consider it a duty to the male population at Bilkent to talk about the sub-conscious of women in their encounters with the opposite sex, dealing with the same film. If I can make one couple start dating in guidance to this text, no one will be happier than me!
Our first scientific information is about the secret of a triangular male body. Research shows that in their innate feelings, women have the motivation to reproduce, and have healthy babies. That is why, they are fond of large shoulders, narrow waists, six-packs, etc., since this kind of an athletic body (like Atilla’s) represents a healthy candidate for a future father. Even women don’t know this themselves, but this is considered to be their instinct in how they look at you. Then, you now have the strongest argument to quit eating kebab all the time, and to exercise.
I know this doesn't immediately help for the summer, but there is no such rule telling you to stop in the winter, is there?
What women want is a difficult concept for many, since the answer to this question is not constant nor stable! According to the same documentary film, physiological factors are very crucial in determining their fluctuating behavior. Take this example for instance. In an experiment carried out, they made a group of university girls sit in a computer lab and look at pictures of guys, to choose the ones that they find attractive. The key point was, half of the girls were on their ‘special days’, you know, periods, the few hell-days when they try to make you question the meaning of your existence. Never mind, the results were such that the girls on their reproduction periods chose the guys that looked macho, not necessarily handsome, but tough and strong; and the girls who were not, went for the baby-faced, handsome, Leonardo di Caprio (or Atilla) type of guys. Well, I’m not saying choose a girl who cannot reproduce, but the lesson to be learned is one should arrange his timing well in how he approaches women.
Ok, Sibel, I do have an athletic body, but please give me a break :)

Efe Peker (POLS/IV)