She makes the blonde bimbo jokes come true. She is living proof
of the theory that claims "looks times brains" equals a constant. She shows the
world that breast and brain size are inversely proportional. And here is some textual
evidence for you, a direct quote taken from her real-life show on MTV, “The Newlyweds”:
"I know this is tuna, but is there chicken in it?" The Hot Like
Fire blondie was voted one of the twenty sexiest women by FHM. But the
real-life Barbie doll has been happily married to Nick Lachey for two years now, and
changed her status from being every guy's fantasy to being Forbidden Fruit.
Yet her sister Ashley Simpson, as Irresistible and 'naďve' as Jessica,
is still available for those of you who are interested…
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